Bolinas Puts Good Karma on the Ballot

Bolinas County Proposition G:
"Vote for Bolinas to be a socially acknowledged nature-loving town because to like to drink the water out of the lakes to like to eat the blueberries to like the bears is not hatred to hotels and motor boats. Dakar. Temporary and way to save life, skunks and foxes (airplanes to go over the ocean) and to make it beautiful."

I still remember when my Dad was reluctant to send me to UC Santa Cruz, because California was the Land of Fruits and Nuts. Weirdly, he was right in some cases. Mind you, if he sent me to the University of Alaska, Muglalookawooka Campus on the tundra, I'd still have come out as gay, and found a free-thinking Inuit.