Way too damn early.

But I am to be employed again, as another well-groomed and noble guardian of the San Francisco High Rise. I leave now to sacrifice a day of actually learning something to be indoctrinated by the video and papers of my new employer. I love security, it's like hiring misanthropic sheep to watch the rest of the lambchops. If my psyche wasn't nearly fully focused on the desire for a bottle of juice and one of those custard-filled donuts with the chocolate frosting, I should write something greatly profound about the life balance of means against ends. Hell with it.

"Like any man of sense and feeling, I abominate work." Aldous Huxley